Irie Fuse is a little known God of the Ikiki Tribe, hailing from the great plains of St. Louis City. It is rumored that if you shower Irie with valid currency, he will provide you with a beautiful trophy, which you may then display in your home, place of business, or small cubicle. These fine trophies will increase sexual encounters, cure illness, and make your father proud of you.

If you wish to have a personalized trophy, begin with a financial offering. Then give The Fuse any three words and a color of your choosing. Irie will take these items and forge a beautiful piece all your own. He will then deliver it to your door via Fed Ex or UPS. If you do not fear the wrath of a God and simply must describe your desired trophy in more than three words and a color, compose a well-written letter and send your message to contact@iriefuse.net.

Thank you, and have a good day.